Hey everybody, it’s your friendly neighborhood assassin! Hey, hiya doin? If you haven’t heard by now, I’m getting my very own awesome movie. And no, it’s not that really bad cameo of me with Mr. Grumpy Pants. No way. My movie is gonna be an Oscar winner! I’m gonna hang out on the red carpet with Kiera Knightly while the rest of you sit at home wishing you were me! So forget that namby-pamby boy scout or moneybags and his armor! I mean seriously, how many suits of high tech armor does one guy need?! If you ask me, I think he’s overcompensating. Oh, for the record, I took every last one of the Avengers out. True story, hand to god! Anyway, let’s wrap this puppy up! Check my super awesome trailer and then go see my even more super AWESOME movie in February. Who knows, I might see you there. Bring your girlfriend and her hot sister.
